Post by Deleted on Feb 8, 2017 9:00:47 GMT
This week we are pleased to welcome sporting behemoths Wigan Warriors, true rugby league legends in their own lunch times. The start of the new Super League season also coincides with the 21st anniversary of the Salford victory in the 5th round of the Challenge Cup (http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/wigan-wilt-at-the-willows-1318526.html) so let's hope we channel our inner David Young and send them home crying into their pies.
As defending champions Wigan will know doubt have many of their squad on gainful employment as PR gurus of the RFL as JJB Sports have more than enough glamorous £50 an hour cleaners now, so Salford will have to do it tough. Any suggestion that Dr Koukash has offered an incentive of free drop goal lessons from GOB is holey unfounded and will be fought in the highest court in the land (honest).
We offer an especially warm welcome today to John Bateman who will be very pleased to hear a security escort around the pitch will be organised by messes Mossop, Tasi and Kopczak, plastic glasses have been provided for the half time drinks and free Your Gym membership organised if they get insomnia.
For the Wigan faithful with internet access we have provided the following link for a spot of half (www.pierate.co.uk) time entertainment, nothing beats a bit of pie porn to get the blood flowing on a crisp February day, though be warned anyone spending too long in the loo will be tagged and put on the sexual offenders register. It is unclear if this would effect future travel plans to the former colonies as Mr Trump is still arguing for the inclusion of the Republic of Pieland to be added to his undesirable list.
For those travelling to the game in the olde style please remember when you are leaving your pony and trap won't be allowed to leave the stadium until everyone else has made their way to the charabanc.
Safe journey to everyone and let's hope we all enjoy the season.
As defending champions Wigan will know doubt have many of their squad on gainful employment as PR gurus of the RFL as JJB Sports have more than enough glamorous £50 an hour cleaners now, so Salford will have to do it tough. Any suggestion that Dr Koukash has offered an incentive of free drop goal lessons from GOB is holey unfounded and will be fought in the highest court in the land (honest).
We offer an especially warm welcome today to John Bateman who will be very pleased to hear a security escort around the pitch will be organised by messes Mossop, Tasi and Kopczak, plastic glasses have been provided for the half time drinks and free Your Gym membership organised if they get insomnia.
For the Wigan faithful with internet access we have provided the following link for a spot of half (www.pierate.co.uk) time entertainment, nothing beats a bit of pie porn to get the blood flowing on a crisp February day, though be warned anyone spending too long in the loo will be tagged and put on the sexual offenders register. It is unclear if this would effect future travel plans to the former colonies as Mr Trump is still arguing for the inclusion of the Republic of Pieland to be added to his undesirable list.
For those travelling to the game in the olde style please remember when you are leaving your pony and trap won't be allowed to leave the stadium until everyone else has made their way to the charabanc.
Safe journey to everyone and let's hope we all enjoy the season.
