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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2017 15:25:30 GMT
You heard it hear first folks but Salford are about to name a new recruit.
Much will be made of his history, Although he is world class, Rightly he will need to be well managed, Ideally he will not be allowed within a 100yds or a toilet & camera, Obviously Salford see he has turned a corner.
You people don't deserve my journalistic talents, but I'm going to keep them coming to patronise you.
Peace out.
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Post by rednotdead on Jan 20, 2017 17:10:49 GMT
Carnster beat you to that one by two hours. Not very exclusive two hours after the event mate. Keep up the good work though
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2017 17:18:20 GMT
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Post by tony13 on Jan 20, 2017 18:00:03 GMT
Forgive me for my ignorance. My IQ is only in the low 150s, but are Michigan Red and Mario Rugby one and the same?
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Post by Carnster on Jan 20, 2017 18:17:15 GMT
Forgive me for my ignorance. My IQ is only in the low 150s, but are Michigan Red and Mario Rugby one and the same? No. Thankfully. One is a miserable wind-up merchant and the other is Mario.  |
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Post by middleman on Jan 20, 2017 18:19:56 GMT
Forgive me for my ignorance. My IQ is only in the low 150s, but are Michigan Red and Mario Rugby one and the same?
I don't 'fink' MR is capable of the dizzy heights of journalistic creativity of NB - erstwhile Mario rugby.
Otherwise every sentence MR would write would be it's own paragraph.. and to & too would be mixed up ...
He would inevitably state the ' bleedin' obvious ' but phrase it like it was from the mouth of Bob Fulton ...
Every point would contain the words ' Tipped ' & 'Rumoured' from MR's Many ' Sources '
and when MR had run out of 'fings' to say that wouldn't stop him posting .. no ! he'd Dig up old drinking pals ' Harry has-been ' & ' Tony Pointless ' to rehash the same but in a ' Jumpers for goalpost ' way ..
Your here'd it here first
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Post by tony13 on Jan 20, 2017 18:23:02 GMT
Thanks for the pointers, everyone.
Actually, MR PMd me and set the record straight. Happy now.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2017 18:28:10 GMT
Forgive me for my ignorance. My IQ is only in the low 150s, but are Michigan Red and Mario Rugby one and the same?
I don't 'fink' MR is capable of the dizzy heights of journalistic creativity of NB - erstwhile Mario rugby.
Otherwise every sentence MR would write would be it's own paragraph.. and to & too would be mixed up ...
He would inevitably state the ' bleedin' obvious ' but phrase it like it was from the mouth of Bob Fulton ...
Every point would contain the words ' Tipped ' & 'Rumoured' from MR's Many ' Sources '
and when MR had run out of 'fings' to say that wouldn't stop him posting .. no ! he'd Dig up old drinking pals ' Harry has-been ' & ' Tony Pointless ' to rehash the same but in a ' Jumpers for goalpost ' way ..
Your here'd it here first
I don't have drinking buddies, I currently cogitating weather two pop 2 Aldi and buy some pop to sup while I sit in the corner gently rocking backwards and forwards while quietly crying. And I have many sauces, red, brown, Daddies, schezwan and Worcester-cester-shire |
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Post by middleman on Jan 20, 2017 22:16:07 GMT
No worries MR , you can always make the latest Mr Carney a drinking pal (rest daya of course ) though I wouldn't recommend leaving your Lager unattended, it may taste like Keg when you return.
Tobasco!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2017 22:26:26 GMT
No worries MR , you can always make the latest Mr Carney a drinking pal (rest daya of course ) though I wouldn't recommend leaving your Lager unattended, it may taste like Keg when you return. Tobasco! Saucy  |
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